About the product
- NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED Beware These are our bleakest creation yet. These fortunes are dark. Like really dark.
- MESSAGES SO DARK we could only get them printed in New Jersey.
- DEVILISHLY RED You know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes trouble is brewing.
- 100 percent VEGAN Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED Otherwise that would be kind of gross.